Today at the super market a nice young lady was inline in front of me she passed gas and long and behold it was just air that traveled with it with white pants on i tried to be polite and lean towards her with out trying to be loud enough to let others know her accident i whisper madam you should use the rest room after 4 or 5 attempts to tell her she looks back and says to me why should i sir i just had to tell her straight up i whispered to her sorry but you shït your pants she paused for a minute and she just took off to the rest room and that was the last of it hopefully i wasn't being rude or anything or embarrassing her or anything let me know your opinion on it

Lmfao!! i would have done the same but not with a straight face

@xlace38x: with me being in uniform its apart of a oath to keep a straight face to matters like that but as i got in my car the gloves were off i was rolling in the car its just how do you not feel that spreading on your backside

smh i dont know, talk about silent but deadly! lmao

@xlace38x: that was more than deadly lol it had a hint of murderous in there

im laughing so hard im afraid i might **** myself!! lmao

@xlace38x: i don't need another repeat of earlier lol its bad enough standing there enduring it let alone doing it hahahaha

@steveo2077: hahaha!

I would have been embarassed for her and at least gave her my flannel shirt to cover up with.