After many years, a guy finds that he
can’t obtain an erection anymore, so
he pays a visit to the local doctor. After
an examination, the doctor tells him
the muscles at the base of his penis
have failed and that there is nothing he can do unless the man is willing to
try a new kind of experimental
surgery. The doctor explains that it is a
procedure where they take the
muscles from the base of a baby
elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and see how things
go. Initially, the guy is a bit daunted by
the idea, though the thought of never
being able to have sex again is even
scarier and he eventually agrees so go
ahead with the procedure. A date is scheduled and the doctor
performs the surgery. The operation is
a success and, after a few weeks, the
doctor finally gives the guy go ahead
to “try out his new equipment”. So, the
guy takes his new girlfriend out to dinner. While at dinner he starts feeling an
incredible pressure in his pants. This
soon becomes unbearable; so he
figures that no one can see him under
the tablecloth, so he undoes the zipper
in his pants and is surprised to see that his penis quickly pops out of his pants,
rolls across the table, grabs a dinner
roll and disappears back into his
pants. though he seems to get by the first
time without anyone noticing, he soon
feels the same urge again and, once
again, there is movement in his pants
as his **** quickly flops out onto the
table and grabs a second bread roll. This time, though, his girlfriend notices
and sits in shock for a few moments,
before she gets a sly look on her face. “That was pretty cool party trick! Can
you do that again?” With his eyes
watering and a painful expression on
his face, he says “Probably, but I don’t
know if I can fit another dinner roll up
my ass!”

Oh goodness

Omg lol

I bet he can, most dudes these days have a screte3 stash. . Anyways