Livinus Okeke:
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I, _______________, hereby apply to marry your daughter Sir. I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions honestly.
1. Do you go to church? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.
If your answer to any of the above questions was NO, do not continue. Leave my house and don't look back.
If all your answers were YES, then continue.
1. In 50 words or more, describe the disadvantages of cheating in marriage. ____________________ ____________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you can give respect to your father in-law or mother in-law.
3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need money for my hair-style at the saloon", what would you answer? ____________________ ____________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce. ____________________ ____________________
5. What does the term 'good husband' mean to you? ____________________ ____________________
6. Do you have both dad and mum? Yes/No. If No, explain why? 7. Were your parents legally married? Yes/No. If YES, for how long? If the time of their marriage is less than your age, explain why you were born out of wedlock. 8.Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME EARLY" asused by women. (100 words)
9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a man to sleep outside his house.
10. In case of divorce, who do you think is theowner of the kids between father and mother?
Answer the following by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No.
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No.
3. Are you short-tempered? Yes/No.
LAST PART, BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT.
1. When can you be free for interviews? ____________________
2. When can be the best time to interview your dad? ____________________
3. When can I interview your mum? ____________________
4. When can I interview your church pastor.
5. Please stick your passport size photo below, which will be put in newspaper to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ___________
Sign again: __________
Thank you for showing interest in my daughter. Your application will be processed in 4years time.
You will be acknowledged only if you emerge successful.
As you are waiting, please don't call me, or visit me, or contact my daughter, you will be disqualified.
Leave your details in case I need to ask you more questions.
Postal Address: ______________________
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Email: ______________________
Phone: ______________________
Facebook: ______________________

The daughter shld have to take the same application

Wow men are dumb

Oh pls explain

The guys version to marry him would be....
can you cook?
Can you give a blow job?
Do you know what kegels are?
Can you clean and do laundry?

Pretty much....but I can clean and do my own laundry lol

yal always say a female is so too pickey. . Lalala blah blah blah. . That whole application is like a sick ownership app. Leaving no choice for the gal at all. . Whose to say that skanky bish is a suitable wife in the first place, sounds like she been fawking her daddy for years. And he aint ready to give up his slutty daughter.

OMG

Yo i like too rub feet and back !if u cook i will do dish and eat puss to no bj for me is cooll!

I think somebody stuck a tampon in her ass... I mean this is in the jokes