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..."""" (CNN) – If Congress passes the COINS Act
replacing the $1 paper bill for a coin, the
U.S. government may be able to save billions
in printing costs at the expense of a little
more jangle in the average consumers’
pockets. But what about the strippers?
That’s what The Hill newspaper asked one of
the bill’s co-sponsors, Sen. John McCain, in
a piece published Thursday. The question
came from a separate 2011 story where the
publication suggested strippers could suffer
in a bill-less economy, with G-strings and
garter belts far less accommodating of cold
metal.
For his part, the Arizona Republican
responded in stride in a Capitol Hill hallway.
“Then I hope that they could obtain larger
denominations,” McCain reportedly told The
Hill.
According to The Hill, the 76 year-old McCain
started answering questions from another
reporter before a smile spread across his face
and he shouted down the hallway to The Hill,
“Fives, tens, one hundreds!”
McCain’s office did not respond to a request
for comment.
Officially called the Currency Optimization,
Innovation, and National Savings Act, the
COINS Act has been put before Congress
multiple times in recent years. In the Senate
it was most recently introduced in June as
S.1105 by Tom Harkin, D-Iowa. McCain’s
fellow co-sponsors in the Senate are Michael
Enzi, R-Wyoming, and Mark Udall, D-
Colorado.
If passed, the bill would require Federal
Reserve banks to stop circulating paper $1
bills within five years of the COIN Act going
into effect.""".......Gonna be hard holding those coins in a garter belt...no pun intended
replacing the $1 paper bill for a coin, the
U.S. government may be able to save billions
in printing costs at the expense of a little
more jangle in the average consumers’
pockets. But what about the strippers?
That’s what The Hill newspaper asked one of
the bill’s co-sponsors, Sen. John McCain, in
a piece published Thursday. The question
came from a separate 2011 story where the
publication suggested strippers could suffer
in a bill-less economy, with G-strings and
garter belts far less accommodating of cold
metal.
For his part, the Arizona Republican
responded in stride in a Capitol Hill hallway.
“Then I hope that they could obtain larger
denominations,” McCain reportedly told The
Hill.
According to The Hill, the 76 year-old McCain
started answering questions from another
reporter before a smile spread across his face
and he shouted down the hallway to The Hill,
“Fives, tens, one hundreds!”
McCain’s office did not respond to a request
for comment.
Officially called the Currency Optimization,
Innovation, and National Savings Act, the
COINS Act has been put before Congress
multiple times in recent years. In the Senate
it was most recently introduced in June as
S.1105 by Tom Harkin, D-Iowa. McCain’s
fellow co-sponsors in the Senate are Michael
Enzi, R-Wyoming, and Mark Udall, D-
Colorado.
If passed, the bill would require Federal
Reserve banks to stop circulating paper $1
bills within five years of the COIN Act going
into effect.""".......Gonna be hard holding those coins in a garter belt...no pun intended
(66 / M-F / Texas)A sure fire way to fight the bouncers at the t*tty bar throw coins onstage
@Rob65: Coins fall through...land on ground...gotta bend over to pick them up...hmmm its a set up!!! I get it know...must be a man's law. 
Be a good business to get in....and no more tryin to slide old ones into the slot
Last edited by WalkSoftly1; 25-Jul-13 10:34 pm.
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