Three friends are traveling cross country when they come across an old farm house and decide to stop for the night. They go up to the door and ask the farmer if hes got a place they could stay for the night. he say sure and turns to the first guy and says Ill give you your choice you can either stay with the pigs, the cows, the goats or my eighteen daughters. The first guy says Ill stay with your eighteen daughters and the farmer says nope tonight your staying with the pigs but come on in for coffee in the morning. so he goes out and makes himself as comfortable as he can with the pigs. The farmer turns to the 2nd guy Ill give you your choice. The cows, the goats or my eighteen daughters? the second guy says ill stay with your eighteen daughters and the farmer says nope tonight youre sleeping with the cows but come on in for coffee in the morning. So number 2 goes out and makes himself as comfortable as he can with the cows. The farmer turns to number 3 and says that leaves you with the goats or my eighteen daughters. Now after seeing what the farmer had done to his 2 friends number 3 said ill sleep with the goats. The farmer said nope tonight youre sleeping with my eighteen daughters but come on down for coffee in the morning....The next morning number 1 comes in first and the farmer asked him well how do you feel? howd you sleep and number 1 replied I didnt sleep and I feel like a pig. Well why do you feel like a pig? the farmer asked. Well if you had slept with pigs youd feel like a pig too. As soon as he finished speaking number 2 came in and the farmer said well there he is. How do you feel? howd you sleep? number 2 replied well I didnt sleep and I feel like a cow. To which the farmer asked him why do you feel like a cow? Well if youd slept with cows all night youd feel like a cow too. Then number 3 came down and the farmer asked him the same question. How do you feel? howd you sleep? Well I didnt sleep and I feel like a golf ball. Why on earth do you feel like a golf ball the farmer asked. Well if you had been in and out of 18 holes all night long youd feel like a golf ball too.

@JazzCat2: I think it is coffee time ... *wisper*...dating site.. Smh