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Insects (by jonson007)
(31 / M-F / India)A boy and his father were playing
catch in the front yard when the boy
saw a honey bee. He ran over and
stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father
said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without
honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran
over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said,
"one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without
butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down
for breakfast. The boy ate his
plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped
it.
The boy looked at his father and said,
"Are you going to tell her,
Dad, or should I?"
catch in the front yard when the boy
saw a honey bee. He ran over and
stomped it.
"That was a honey bee," his father
said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without
honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran
over and stomped it.
"That was a butterfly," his father said,
"one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without
butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down
for breakfast. The boy ate his
plain toast with no honey or butter.
Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped
it.
The boy looked at his father and said,
"Are you going to tell her,
Dad, or should I?"
I dont get this one,what do we get from what the mum steped on? iam not gettin this one
Lmao!!!!@justbmyself: u will do without a c o c k for a week. Thats what the boy wanted his father to say.
Last edited by jonson007; 11-Jun-13 6:32 pm.
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