On a group of beautiful deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the
following people are suddenly
stranded by, as you might expect, a
shipwreck:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian
woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese
woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American
woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on these same
absolutely stunning deserted islands
in
the middle of nowhere, the following
things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French
woman are living happily together in
a menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict
weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with
each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for
someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long
look at the endless ocean, and
another long look at the Bulgarian
woman, and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a
pharmacy, a liquor store, a
restaurant and a laundry, and have
got the woman pregnant in order to
supply employees for their stores. The two American men are
contemplating the virtues of suicide
because
the American woman keeps endlessly
complaining about her body; the
true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the
necessity of fulfillment; the equal
division of household chores; how
sand and palm trees make her look
fat; how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; but how her
relationship with her mother is
improving and how at least the taxes
are low and it isn't raining.
The two Irish men have divided the
island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember
if sex is in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few
litres of coconut whisky.
But they're satisfied because at least
the English aren't getting laid eithe

Lmao aussies are to smart to get marooned ha ha ha