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Andres I have my restrictions set to us only and I received a message.from a Guy from Niagara. He was not premium and did not send a gift and I.have never messaged him
(65 / M-F / Arizona)Those darn Niagraians and their waterfall. Who do they think they are?
idk but here's my message... kinda interesting
lovablesweetyy (3) (Today @ 3:13 pm) hi you are right.. I,T in lame job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, and future divorce. I enjoy drinking, smoking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I was asked a while ago to list my personal ethics, only to come to the surprising realization that I have none whatsoever. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 26, but look 70 and feel 94. YOU: You are a man-hating, crazy bitch with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. You feel that man should put up with your sh*t, because you are good looking. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting sloshed in a sleazy bar while you seduce seedy old farts, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that ruins my life instantaneously but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 25 and rehash mother issues with women over 46. Serious replies only, please.
lovablesweetyy (3) (Today @ 3:13 pm) hi you are right.. I,T in lame job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, shouting matches, and future divorce. I enjoy drinking, smoking, petty theft, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I was asked a while ago to list my personal ethics, only to come to the surprising realization that I have none whatsoever. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 26, but look 70 and feel 94. YOU: You are a man-hating, crazy bitch with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. You feel that man should put up with your sh*t, because you are good looking. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting sloshed in a sleazy bar while you seduce seedy old farts, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that ruins my life instantaneously but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 25 and rehash mother issues with women over 46. Serious replies only, please.
LOL rofl my that was entertaining to say the least.
lol coming out huh? I think he does win the most interesting message tho
Just so long as I'm not the catcher... Girl's gotta have his standards.
(37 / M-F / Nigeria)
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