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Gve me some anal,rose! (by Yeiszha)

 Yeiszha (17)    (36 / F-MF / Kuwait)
4-Jun-13 8:56 am
So today, i go back to work after my leave days.my workmates glad to see me on my office agai, around 10am. My boss arrived in the building... I dnt know what's going on cuz as he entered in the hallway going to his office which is next to mine,, all i heard is he yelling to all his stuff. I know his mad cuz of his sounds and act
when he enter to our offices, he was surprised to see me there on my office, doing my papers and reports,,, so this is how our convo went:::::

HIM: ohh good you back in the track,rose
ME: morning sir(low voice)
hIM: ok.. Have you meet the investors?
mE:: nope,
HIM: Why?? (his yelled at me)
ME: tomorow sir,,
HIM: ok,,,have you done for your proposal?? ( still mad)
mE:: yeah, done sir,,
HIM::: good.. Atleast, we dnt have to worry,,, ok,, now,, give me some ANAL: i need it now,, asap..(then he start to wlk and headed to his office)
ME: wait sir,,,
( he turn to me) im sorry but i guess to all ur favors u ask to me,, this one is the one i can't give it to you",,
HIM:: what the hell are you talking about?? I need ANAL NOW!!!(yelling)
ME::: ahhm, cuz ihw can i give you some "anal" if mine is the flat one,, i dnt have "joystick" to get in from your behind, unless we use something to do it to you) sir,,( im holding my breath) unless, you prefer for vibrator to do that on you,,, i will hold it carefully,sir,, but i nver see a vibrator in my life,,, just heard around,,
HIM:: (still remain standing , looking at me straightly for couple of seconds then................................) (burst into crazy laugh)
HIM:::: you really know when and how to get 'me laugh...nice (crazy laughing loud,,,,,,,,,



NOTE::: in my work, we use the terms "ANAL" as short words of analysis report, sometimes we use A.R..،،but mostly "ANAL"
i know his really mad so i dicide to make some goods laugh,,,


3hrs ago nw since that convo and he still laughing everytime he see me........ Hehe

 

 



Last edited by Yeiszha; 4-Jun-13 9:01 am.
 
 
 justbmyself (22)   (40 / F-MF / Zambia)
4-Jun-13 9:08 am
Its good u play with ur boss.

 

 

 
 
 Yeiszha (17)    (36 / F-MF / Kuwait)
4-Jun-13 9:16 am
@justbmyself: we treat at each othetlr as siblings.....open arms

 

 

 
 
 justbmyself (22)   (40 / F-MF / Zambia)
4-Jun-13 9:19 am
@Yeiszha: lucky! My boss is an ......gee can't stand him

 

 

 
 
 sweetmel 
4-Jun-13 9:20 am
@Yeiszha: thank god u never kicked ur boss when he said it to u lol

 

 

 
 
 Zilya777 
4-Jun-13 9:27 am
@Yeiszha: Humorus, but kind of wild. Here (in USA), that would be an open & shut case of "sexual harassment", for probably both of you.

 

 

 
 
 Yeiszha (17)    (36 / F-MF / Kuwait)
4-Jun-13 9:34 am
We always had harsh and dirty jokes to each other. Actually, he (my boss) and josh are the men who really know me inside and out,,, 4 us, we're siblings and im the youngest,,,,,, i knew them very well, and same way on me,,, we ddnt take our joke personally..... Just 4 laughs,,,

 

 

 
 
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