All the organs of the body were
having a meeting, trying to decide
who
was in charge.
The brain said: "I should be in charge,
because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would
happen."
"I should be in charge," said the heart,
"because I pump the blood and
circulate oxygen all over the body, so
without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the
stomach, "because I process food and
give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the
rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other body parts laughed at the
rectum and insulted him, so in
a huff, he shut down tight. Within a
few days, the brain had a
terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, and the blood was toxic.
Eventually the other organs gave in.
They all agreed that the rectum
should be the boss.
The moral of the story?
You don't have to be smart or important to be in charge... just an
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Lol that was really cute

thats why bosses r in the biggest a s s h o l e s. Lol.

thats why bosses r the biggest a s s h o l e s. Lol.

@jonson007: u always come up with something? Now I make u d boss. How about that?

@Juta20: i can't be the boss. I don't have those qualities. I think u seem fit to be a boss.

good one lol

@jonson007: alright then, but d director's secret is nothing other than directing. Once u are in a strategic position, u can command d world from there.

I believe each one is a boss at a certain degree so all people are bosses.