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In the navy (by ramrod007)

 ramrod007 (9)    (60 / M-F / New South Wales)
17-Apr-13 10:12 am
Through the pitch black of night the captain see's a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship.
He sends a signal
'' change your course 10 degrees east''
the light signals back
''change your coarse 10 degrees west''
angry the captain signals
''I'm a navy captain! Change your coarse sir!''
I,m a seaman second class ! Change your coarse sir'' comes the reply
now the captain in a furious rage signals'' I,m a battleship! I,m not changing coarse''
then the last reply comes
'' I,m a lighthouse ! Your call''

ha ha

 

 

 
 
 boundbyhonor (Banned)
17-Apr-13 10:35 am

 

 

 
 
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