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~Letters On Fruit~ (by CookieRaider)

 CookieRaider 
15-Apr-13 5:41 pm
A teacher comes into the class room and there is a red apple with the letter "T" on it setting on her desk. She asks: "My what a pretty apple. Who brought this to me?" Little girl in the front row replies: "I did teacher." The teacher asks: "What does the letter "T" stand for?" "Teacher", she replies. The next day there is a great big red apple, with the letters "TT" on it. "My what a big beautiful apple who brought this to me?" Little boy in the back row says: "I did." "Why thank you, but what do the letters "TT" stand for?" "To Teacher", he replies. A couple of days later there is a huge watermelon on her desk with the letters "FU*K" on it. She asks: "Who brought this watermelon in?" A little black boy in the center of the class replies: "Why i did teacher". "Why thank you very much. We'll have this at recess, but do you know what the letters stand for?", she asks in a upset tone. "Yes maam. From Us Colored Kids..."

 

 



Last edited by CookieRaider; 15-Apr-13 5:46 pm.
 
 
 Kieferlong (2)   (30 / M-F / Arkansas)
15-Apr-13 6:14 pm
Omg rofl

 

 

 
 
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