10. Will eat own weight in Slim Jims in their lifetime. 9. Believes in an afterlife,& expects to find Budweiser and Marijuana there. :) 8. Has named at least one child after a liquor or famous person:) 7. Is under F.B.I investigation for unauthorized downloading of music or videos. 6. Enjoy sex more than they will admit it. 5. Despise Hostess for taking away their Twinkies lol:) 4. Goes to a Walmart at least once a month 3. Would choose tailgatin over a fancy restaurant any day:) 2. Feels that the Incredible Hulk was misunderstood:)lol And finally the number one fact about the average american- Hates job, hates spouse, and loves Cheetos! lol:)

Lol nice

Thanks Aunt Sammy for giving the Non-American person like myself these facts lol hehe :-P

@KiwiGirl: lol youre welcome:)

@Sammy2: Thats soo true. Lol

@Sammy2: Im sorry for changing the subject but. The racist guy that harrased proudmother is back online.

@LonelyAngel2: ! Ty:)Report him-where is he? I checked forums

@Sammy2: wow im pegged there for the most part I admit it lol

thats funny as hell!

You forgot about the fact they believe drinking diet coke allows them to eat anything without feeling fat. But still funny. ~waffles~