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~Dumb Blonde~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
25-Feb-13 12:22 am
A lawyer is sitting next to a blonde chick on a plane and he keeps bugging the blonde to play the intelligence game. She refuses. So he says "10 out of 1 to the odds, If you can't answer one of my questions you give me five bucks. If I can't answer one of your questions I give you fifty bucks" He knew he wouldn't loose. So the blonde agrees. The lawyer goes first. "What is the distance from earth to the nearest star?" the blonde gives him five bucks. Now it's the blondes turn. "What goes up the hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?" The lawyer thinks so he goes on his laptop. Nothing. He calls some people. Still nothing. So he thinks some more. Then he gives the blonde fifty bucks thens asks. "What was the answer to your question?" And the blonde gives him five bucks!

 

 

 
 
 JstBeinMe 
25-Feb-13 12:46 am
Ouch...lol

 

 

 
 
 Irishdaddy1 
25-Feb-13 12:48 am
@MysticJade: lmao! I like that one.

 

 

 
 
 Sunflower1973 (0)    (51 / F-M / Tennessee)
25-Feb-13 12:53 am
lol ! liked it !i

 

 

 
 
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