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~The Men Fire Back About Women~ (by MysticJade)
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't, there's a clock on the oven!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... WEDDING CAKE!!
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't, there's a clock on the oven!
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Why were shopping carts invented? To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... WEDDING CAKE!!
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