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~10 Ways To Know You Have PMS~ (by MysticJade)

 MysticJade 
23-Feb-13 2:30 pm
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You are using your cellular phone to dial up every bumpersticker that says, "How's my driving- call 1-800-***-****.

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

8. You're counting down the days until menopause.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

 

 

 
 
 andy22291 (2)    (33 / M-F / Virginia)
23-Feb-13 2:44 pm
lol smh where do u get this stuff

 

 



Last edited by andy22291; 23-Feb-13 2:45 pm.
 
 
 countrygal850 
23-Feb-13 2:47 pm
Lol!

 

 

 
 
 DragonMaster7719 
23-Feb-13 2:51 pm
lmao! pretty funny!

 

 

 
 
 hotlilcutiepiesexythang 
23-Feb-13 3:37 pm
Man I must be everyday lmao

 

 

 
 
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