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~Twenty Two Pushups~ (by MysticJade)
A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor. As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups. He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."
(36 / F-M / New Zealand)@MysticJade: And here I was all set to say CONGRATS to you for doing that many when I can't do 1! Hahaha 
great joke as always.
great joke as always.
oh my lmfao The drunk doing the push-ups just doesn't have a chance 
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