Thread: Dating and love advice from yours truely ;)

Dating and love advice from yours truely ;) (by DragonMaster7719)

Page 1 of 2

firstly: if youre a female you should never tell your date "my daddy used to say i love you with his belt!"
when in the bed with your man.... never tell him hes great in bed, he'll just get lazy..... ya gotta make him try harder. ;)
if your man says he wants a threesome..... tell him "only when the jag is in the driveway."
and finally..... never tell a guy "awww... thats a cute little pen!s! hi little pen!s! youre such a cute little pen!s, arent ya! yes you are!"

Last edited by DragonMaster7719; 10-Feb-13 11:28 pm.

2.

jessismi84 (2)

(40 / F-M / Oregon)
11-Feb-13 12:19 am

lol and never tell a girl during or anytime that your ex would be a fun addition

3.

Deadlyrose32 (14)

(50 / F-MF / Indiana)
11-Feb-13 12:19 am

lmao.

4.

Deadlyrose32 (14)

(50 / F-MF / Indiana)
11-Feb-13 12:23 am

"oh been there before w my ex" that really gets to me.

5.

DragonMaster7719
11-Feb-13 12:27 am

but its funnier when i say it lol
wait...... huh?

6.

Deadlyrose32 (14)

(50 / F-MF / Indiana)
11-Feb-13 4:59 am

oh dont forget this. Calling them by the ex's name during sex. Not a good idea. Lol

7.

DragonMaster7719
11-Feb-13 5:02 am

never ask your man if hes ever had his cherry popped.....

8.

Deadlyrose32 (14)

(50 / F-MF / Indiana)
11-Feb-13 5:09 am

@DragonMaster, aww i like cherry poping. Lol. I still love that new name. Its so sexy. ;-)

9.

JustMeAndYou77 (17)

(47 / F-M / Florida)
11-Feb-13 3:58 pm

Quoted Post:

firstly: if youre a female you should never tell your date "my daddy used to say i love you with his belt!"
when in the bed with your man.... never tell him hes great in bed, he'll just get lazy..... ya gotta make him try harder. ;)
if your man says he wants a threesome..... tell him "only when the jag is in the driveway."
and finally..... never tell a guy "awww... thats a cute little pen!s! hi little pen!s! youre such a cute little pen!s, arent ya! yes you are!"

roflmfao

10.

DragonMaster7719
12-Feb-13 3:09 am

Quoted Post:

@DragonMaster, aww i like cherry poping. Lol. I still love that new name. Its so sexy. ;-)

ya like the dragon eh?

Last edited by DragonMaster7719; 12-Feb-13 3:10 am.

Page 1 of 2

Next>

Last>>

Quick reply:

RULES:

Be respectful at all times.
Be mature and act like an adult.
Respect different points of view.
Discuss ideas, not specific users.
Don't get personal.
No profanity.
No drama.
No thread hijacking.
No trolling.
No spamming.
No soliciting.
No duplicate posting.
No posting in the wrong section.
No posting of contact information.
Be welcoming to new users.

Repeated violations of the above will result in increasing temporary bans from the forum and an eventual permanent ban from the site. Basically, just be friendly and neighborly and all will be well.

Similar threads: