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 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
10-Feb-13 2:48 am
LITTLE JOHNNY DOING EXAMS Q: Why are
condoms transparent? A: So that
sperms can at least enjoy the scene
even if their entry is Restricted! Q: What
is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with
different women. Q: Why is Sex like
shaving? A: Well, because no matter
how well you do it today tomorrow
you'll have to do it again Q: What will
happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday
and women will bleed to death. Q: Why
do 90% gals have left boob bigger than
right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right
handed. Q: What is the difference
between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE
CURTAIN, the show is over, but when
you pull down the PANTY.. it is
SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard
outside a prostitute's house say A:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy

 

 

 
 
 ryanscott 
10-Feb-13 2:52 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
 Countrycutie (1)   (46 / F-M / California)
10-Feb-13 3:03 am
That was great! Lmao

 

 

 
 
 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
10-Feb-13 3:04 am
thanx

 

 

 
 
 Pinaypie82 
10-Feb-13 3:12 am
Lol:)

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
10-Feb-13 3:31 am
Lol

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
10-Feb-13 8:16 am
LITTLE JOHNNY DOING EXAMS Q: Why are
condoms transparent? A: So that
sperms can at least enjoy the scene
even if their entry is Restricted! Q: What
is the new AIDS awareness slogan?
A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with
different women. Q: Why is Sex like
shaving? A: Well, because no matter
how well you do it today tomorrow
you'll have to do it again Q: What will
happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday
and women will bleed to death. Q: Why
do 90% gals have left boob bigger than
right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right
handed. Q: What is the difference
between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE
CURTAIN, the show is over, but when
you pull down the PANTY.. it is
SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard
outside a prostitute's house say A:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy
lmfao!

 

 

 
 
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