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Marry me? (by Haze)

 Haze 
9-Feb-13 5:06 pm
boy: marry me?
girl: do you have a house?
boy: no.
girl: do you have a BMW car?
boy: no.
girl: how much is your salary?
boy: no salary but..
girl: no buts, you have nothing! how can I marry you? ugh, just leave me, please!
boy: *talking to himself* I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 ferraris, 2 porsche..why do I still need to buy a BMW? How can I get a salary when I'm the boss?
girl: o_O can I reverse time back to 30 seconds?
boy: no, b***h you're f****d.

 

 



Last edited by Haze; 9-Feb-13 5:11 pm.
 
 
 JessicaDiamond (Banned)
9-Feb-13 5:11 pm
wow thats a good one

 

 

 
 
 Alisahil (0)    (39 / M-F / Nwfp Peshawar)
9-Feb-13 5:18 pm
very good in real girls love mony car and property they d'd'nt love a fair heart

 

 

 
 
 Alisahil (0)    (39 / M-F / Nwfp Peshawar)
9-Feb-13 5:21 pm
i love a gir i propose her in front of all site i request her but she ignore me why beacouse i'm muslin bcoz i,ve no car becoz i v'nt any property but i ve a loving and honest heart
Her name is jessicaDiamond

 

 

 
 
 JessicaDiamond (Banned)
9-Feb-13 5:29 pm
@Alisahil: i ignored you because i dont want to get married right now, youre not in the usa, and i havent even talked to you before

 

 

 
 
 Alisahil (0)    (39 / M-F / Nwfp Peshawar)
9-Feb-13 5:36 pm
but love ve no religous no country no look no relation love is feeling

 

 

 
 
 ryanscott 
9-Feb-13 5:40 pm
:-) Jessica

 

 

 
 
 hillbilly1962 
9-Feb-13 5:40 pm
Ha Ha!!! Assumption gets ya in trouble every time!!

 

 

 
 
 ryanscott 
9-Feb-13 5:47 pm
Dam what no furs:-)..lol

 

 

 
 
 JessicaDiamond (Banned)
9-Feb-13 6:00 pm
@ryanscott: hey :)

 

 

 
 
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