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An official love letter (by jonson007)

 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
7-Feb-13 9:22 pm
A Love Letter... Dearest Ms. _____, I am
very happy to inform you that I have
fallen in love with you. Since the 08th of
february 2013(friday). With
reference to the meeting held between
us on 07th of february 2013 at 300 hrs, I would like to present myself as a
prospective lover. Our love affair would
be on probation for a period of three
months and depending on
compatibility, would be made
permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous
on the job training and performance
appraisal schemes leading up to from
lover to spouse. The expenses incurred
for coffee and entertainment would
initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I
might take up a larger share of the
expenses. However I am broadminded
enough, to be taken care of all your
expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be canceled
without any further notice and I shall
be considering someone else. I would
be happy, if you could forward this
letter to your friends, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in
anticipation. Yours sincerely, jonson 007

 

 

 
 
 romanitcguy (1)    (56 / M-F / Mississippi)
7-Feb-13 9:26 pm
What meeting is held at 3am in the morning.

 

 

 
 
 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
7-Feb-13 9:35 pm
its a romantic meeting.

 

 

 
 
 ShyBF 
7-Feb-13 9:37 pm
lol

 

 

 
 
 Youngasian22 
7-Feb-13 9:38 pm
Lol nice! a formal invitation

 

 

 
 
 lace36 
7-Feb-13 9:38 pm
lmfao!! what? goodluck with that one :)

 

 

 
 
 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
7-Feb-13 9:41 pm
but hey girls, who gonna join me u have to fill in the blank with a name.

 

 

 
 
 charmy22 (17)    (30 / F-M / Philippines)
7-Feb-13 10:07 pm
Haha hehe hihi hoho! Lol.

 

 

 
 
 jonson007 (8)   (31 / M-F / India)
7-Feb-13 10:13 pm
@charmy22: u have varities of laugh

 

 

 
 
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