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Theifts in the shed (by lonelyleslie)

 lonelyleslie 
10-Mar-12 3:37 am
A man wakes up to find he is being robbed he dials 911 "hello what your emergency ?" " there are theifs in my shed " Sorry sir there are no avialable units right now" The man hangs up and calls back a few moments later " No need to hurry i ve shoot the men" With in momemts his hpuse is surrounded and the theifts are caught the police officer comes over to him confused"I thought you said u killed them " he smiles " i thought you said there were no available units

 

 

 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
10-Mar-12 8:32 am
That is cute

 

 

 
 
 Ram318 
10-Mar-12 8:44 am
Hehehe

 

 

 
 
 Lifeoftheparty (1)   (35 / M-MF / Illinois)
12-Mar-12 10:07 pm
Hahaha sounds about right

 

 

 
 
 Heartbrokenangel (11)    (31 / F-MF / New York)
3-Oct-12 11:03 am
Lol wow

 

 

 
 
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