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Heres a joke for yah. (by Suzieq205)

 Suzieq205 
3-Jan-13 1:18 am
Okay so a guy walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender instead grabs a shot gun ans shoots it, barely missing the man. The man says thanks and leaves a tip at the bar and then leaves. The question is: Why the gun? The answer is simple: The guy had hiccups. xD

 

 

 
 
 Crazybutterfly 
3-Jan-13 1:31 am
lol cute

 

 

 
 
 khalifa313 
3-Jan-13 1:32 am
@Suzieq205: ....Hah

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes 
3-Jan-13 1:49 am
lol

 

 

 
 
 MissJamieVee 
3-Jan-13 1:55 am
explain. lol i dont get it

 

 

 
 
 Suzieq205 
3-Jan-13 2:30 am
@MissJamieVee: You know how people say to get scared when you have hiccups and it'll cure them? Well the bartender cured the guys hiccups by scaring him half to death.

 

 

 
 
 BaNNshEy 
3-Jan-13 2:36 am
I just love groan inducing puns

 

 

 
 
 Suzieq205 
3-Jan-13 2:54 am
@BaNNshEy: Yes you do! :D

 

 

 
 
 JustMeAndYou77 (17)   (47 / F-M / Florida)
3-Jan-13 9:03 am
Okay so a guy walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender instead grabs a shot gun ans shoots it, barely missing the man. The man says thanks and leaves a tip at the bar and then leaves. The question is: Why the gun? The answer is simple: The guy had hiccups. xD
lmfao Hell, that would have worked for me!lol

 

 

 
 
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