A train hits a bus filled with Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St.Peter asks the first girl...Tiffany, have you ever had contact with a male organ'? She giggles and shyly replies,Well i once touch the head of one with the tip of my finger" St.Peter says' Okay dip the tip of your finger in Holy Water and pass through the gate. St.Peter ask the next girl the same question. "Jennifer have you had any contact with a male organ"? The girl is a little reluctant but replies,Well once i fondled and stroke one" St.Peter says" Okay dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate. All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front, St.Peter says,Nicola what seems to be the rush? The girl replies, If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water,I want to do it before Sharon sticks her a.ss in it.

OMG! thats hilarious! bahahaha

Nice

LMAO. ive heard that one ans its still funny.

Nice, That's A Good 1:)

Lmao!!!

I've heard a variation of that joke. Yours is better.

Thanks for reading and posting I wanted to share this joke lmao

@Lola381: Good one very funny joke lol.

Here's what I've heard,a man died,goes to hell n saw his parish priest,was very shocked n asked Why? D priest replied,"Shoooh,the
Bishop might hear u..."