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Little johnny (by tbye)

 tbye (Banned)
12-Oct-12 6:49 am
Little johnny comes home from school , runs into the kitchen all excited and tells his mom , " mom , mom , I got f ucked at school today ! ". His mom angrily says " you go tell your father what you did ". So he goes to his father and still excited says " dad , dad , I got f ucked at school today ! " The father says " I'm proud of you son but don't be telling your mother stuff like that ok ! ". So the next day when johnny comes home from school , the father is sitting in his recliner when johnny walks by the father proudly asks , " well son , did you get f ucked at school again ? " Little johnny says " no dad , my a ss is still sore from yesterday "

 

 

 
 
 jakemann23 (9)   (35 / M-F / Illinois)
12-Oct-12 6:54 am
@tbye: lmao thats hilarious

 

 

 
 
 cloud1WH 
12-Oct-12 6:57 am
Lmfao!!!

 

 

 
 
 19Chance91 
12-Oct-12 7:01 am
@tbye: That's Funny & F*cked Up lol

 

 

 
 
 tbye (Banned)
12-Oct-12 6:21 pm
Here it is again Debbie !

 

 

 
 
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