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Pick-Up Lines ? XD (by jokerkitty669)
(37 / M-F / Nigeria)Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I may not be the best looking here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. ...
Be unique and different, say yes.
Be unique and different, say yes.
do u play football cuz id love to wear ur number?
r u a parking ticket cuz uve got FINE written all over u
r u a parking ticket cuz uve got FINE written all over u
Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I have a boyfriend. Guy: Well I have a gold fish.. Girl: What? Guy: Sorry, I thought we were taking about sh*t that doesn't matter.
Last edited by alrightthen; 21-Sep-12 10:27 pm.
man-hey! You wanna come to my house? Woman-i have a boyfriend. .Man-i have a math test. Woman-what?? Man-i thought we were naming things we could cheat on..
Are you an angel? Because you look to damn beautiful.
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