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Gorgeous Blonde (by Briteeyes1211)

 Briteeyes1211 
11-Sep-12 5:05 am
A gorgeous blonde walks into a doctors office, the doctor stands up and stares at her like a kid seeing Santa x-mas morning. At that moment he was no longer "professional", he told the blonde to take off her pants, he rubbed her thighs up and down, and said do u know what i am doing? The blonde said ofcourse u r ding a routine check up. The doc says take off ur bra, he gently massages her breasts squeezing them slightly, he asked do u know what i am doing? She said yes u r checking me for cancer. Doc tells her to take off her panties and lay down, he climbs on top and humps her over & over, he asks, do u know what i am doing? The gorgeous blonde said YES U ARE GETTING HERPES RITE NOW, thats why im here

 

 

 
 
 purecowboy1988 
11-Sep-12 5:11 am
nice one

 

 

 
 
 LostBoy23 
11-Sep-12 5:45 am
@Briteeyes1211: Blonde walks into a doctor, saying her whole body hurts where ever she touches it. The doctor said, Touch your knee, she screams in pain...Doc says, touch your thigh, she screams in pain again...Doc says, Hmm, touch your fingertips together. She screams again...Doc says, Well theres your problem, You're F#_king finger is broken

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes1211 
11-Sep-12 5:48 am
@LostBoy23: LMAO....that made me literally lol

 

 

 
 
 4everteh1 (8)    (35 / M-F / Pennsylvania)
11-Sep-12 5:56 am
Omg lmao

 

 

 
 
 maybzs (2)   (39 / F-MF / Macao)
11-Sep-12 6:35 am
hahaha ..beware of that doctor :D

 

 

 
 
 greybunny (0)    (73 / F-M / Wales)
17-Feb-13 7:33 pm
If I were a dumb gorgeous blonde with big **** and easily led would I get plenty of people interested in the real me and get snogged a lot!?! Coz I am strongly thinking if changing my image??????

 

 

 
 
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