ok whats the crazyest pick up line u have heard from here

"Phonesex?" or this one I got the other night "You like delicious ;)"

lol i had a guy the other day ask me what he had to do to get with me

"I'm blinded by your beauty I need your number for insurance reasons"

Lol pretty funny! I have just heard this before. "you're prettier than the girl who has a restraining order against me" "how much does a polar bear weigh,enough to break the ice" "i love your dress, i've the same one in tirquoise" lol just a few lines :)

"Baby you're like the lumber supply store, you give me wood"

@MrRamtasticAkaRam318: hahaha that's a good one! I havn't heard that before

Did u spill windex on ur pants,cuz i could sure see myself in them! ;)

Here's what I always considered worst ! Scammers like this pre-written text to mass mails . this isn't a pick up line anymore lmao ( my profpic was of a butterfly & a panda when I received this message )


hello angel
How are u my angel .. I was just going through the web here on this site in search of my true love, some one I can call my own, who will love and appreciate me for real and I found your profile so interesting and I had to stop by and write u a message. Sweetie, you are a complete icon of beauty and I found you so irresistible! I'll be a fulfilled man to be truly loved by a precious diamond like u.