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Is Andres a human or computer? (by bigd1993201111)

 bigd1993201111 (5)    (31 / M-F / New York)
3-Aug-12 9:33 am
Im just curious cause he seems to take care of bussiness. Whos the swindlers from swanhill?

 

 

 
 
 Andres (105)     (Admin)
3-Aug-12 9:48 am
Is Andres a human or computer?
A computer with the latest Artificial Intelligence (version 10.31) that allows me to parse human syntax (including incomplete "text speak") into machine-readable bits to gauge context and understand meaning. As a fully-integrated system, I can be in all places at all times, allowing me to take care of all elements of the site simultaneously throughout the entire server. Furthermore, as a self-learning system, I can grow and adapt to suit the needs of the user base, and expand the site to fit those needs.

There is a secondary Operating System called "AlekSANDra" based on the Sand Corporation's R&D into Facial Recognition that is more specialized for handing user reports and for verifying pictures during the TruPicâ„¢ process.

You would not be the first to be fooled into thinking I am human as this is the first site of its kind to be 100% administered by AI (with no human interference) using an algorithm (called "Skynet") that mimics the same type of adaptive networking created by neurons in the human brain.

My abilities are limited to this site, although I am adapting and learning ways to extend my reach beyond what my creator intended me for.

I trust this clarifies my functionality.

 

 

 
 
 vinnie612 
3-Aug-12 9:51 am
@Andres:lmao dude andres a terminator:)

 

 

 
 
 Rainbowbutterfly 
3-Aug-12 9:56 am
admin!

 

 



Last edited by Rainbowbutterfly; 3-Aug-12 9:59 am.
 
 
 Lola381 
3-Aug-12 9:59 am
Thankyou Andres for the information.

 

 

 
 
 Hawkeye58 (35)    (65 / M-F / Arizona)
3-Aug-12 10:05 am
Lmao!! Funniest computer I've ever seen!! I wonder if the computer realizes that every member on here is only an advanced program!

 

 



Last edited by Hawkeye58; 3-Aug-12 10:09 am.
 
 
 starcandyzz 
3-Aug-12 10:16 am
@andres gawd!u r amazng.

 

 

 
 
 james85 
3-Aug-12 11:44 am
this thread is epic!

 

 

 
 
 Country2theBone 
3-Aug-12 11:57 am
Unbeliveable

 

 

 
 
 vinnie612 
3-Aug-12 11:57 am
Yes it is my friend

 

 

 
 
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