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What is your bail (by Rainbowbutterfly)

 Rainbowbutterfly 
1-Aug-12 11:03 am
Just read the " offense" and if you've done it, even more than once you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.

You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

OFFENSE:

Smoked pot -- $10
Done acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to a stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $10
Hit on some one while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk/HIGH at work, or went to work while still drunk/HIGH-- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk & HIGH, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5 o
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

:) now tally up your answers, then, say "my bail is --- ever how much it is !

 

 

 
 
 tractorjohn 
1-Aug-12 11:32 am
25 cents the Judge reduced my fines because I open doors for little old ladies...

 

 

 
 
 Aldo420 
1-Aug-12 11:49 am
My bail is 540

 

 

 
 
 Briteeyes1211 
1-Aug-12 12:05 pm
My bail is $575 can i borrow some money from someone please

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
1-Aug-12 12:21 pm
My bail is $65.

 

 

 
 
 dusty1664 
1-Aug-12 12:34 pm
I cant give you a figure because I cant count that far and its still rising I think some of your list should have a negative value I intend to knock it out of the ball park

 

 

 
 
 VampDoll 
1-Aug-12 1:12 pm
Mine is 625!! Lol

 

 

 
 
 TrueLoveSeeker 
1-Aug-12 1:29 pm
My Bail is $140. Oh lord someone please get me outta here... Got to try at least 2 things on that list before I kick the bucket. Ha ha lol :)

 

 

 
 
 VampDoll 
1-Aug-12 1:35 pm
I wish mine was much lower. I was a wild teen!

 

 

 
 
 rayminton49 
1-Aug-12 1:38 pm
$300.00 Bucks here

 

 

 
 
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