WYR A) Adopt a troubled and challenging child B) Have a child that’s biologically yours, is not troubled and challenging but for the first 8 years of its life, it’s a burrito.

Terms and conditions:
-The burrito remains in pristine condition throughout the 8 years- by which I mean, it doesn't go bad not that you have to keep it in perfect condition
-You still have to look after the burrito as if it were a normal baby/child. e.g. putting to bed, generally watching, dressing etc.
-People don't understand that, or are unlikely to believe that, said burrito is (or will one day be) your child. Therefore there is constant inherent risk that someone will mistake your burrito for a normal burrito and just throw it away or eat it.
-The option you choose is the only means by which you can have a child with the exception that if you choose the child that is a burrito for the first 8 years of life, after the 8 years and the burrito turns into your 8-year-old biological child, all successive children are born without any burrito related afflictions. However, any failed attempts at raising a burrito child, i.e. the burrito is eaten, will result in you having to start all over again with a child that is a burrito for the first 8 years.
Edit: clarification


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