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Lunch Specials (by Cmack)

 Cmack 
31-Jul-12 5:51 am
A man walks into a bar, he sees a sign
  • cheese sandwich $4.00
  • turkey sandwich $5.00
  • h*ndjobs $25.00
He says to the bartender Excuse me mamm, are you the 1 givin the h*ndjobs? Why yes i am, she replied. Do me a favor, wash your hands and make me a cheese sandwich.

 

 



Last edited by Cmack; 31-Jul-12 6:00 am.
 
 
 SamuraiHonor (13)    (38 / M-F / Texas)
31-Jul-12 6:00 am
Weird but funny

 

 

 
 
 ericr 
31-Jul-12 6:01 am
Lmfao

 

 

 
 
 SamuraiHonor (13)    (38 / M-F / Texas)
31-Jul-12 6:02 am
(>")>(::)<("<) cookie my cookie no my cookie . Lol

 

 

 
 
 Cmack 
31-Jul-12 6:18 am
(>")>(::)<("<) cookie my cookie no my cookie . Lol

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
31-Jul-12 6:27 am
(O__O)--{_ewww_}
but lmao

 

 



Last edited by mrb89; 31-Jul-12 6:36 am.
 
 
 brats52005 (52)    (54 / F-M / California)
31-Jul-12 7:34 am
Oh my that was funny

 

 

 
 
 rayminton49 
31-Jul-12 7:26 pm
Lmao

 

 

 
 
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