What dating advice did your father/mother give you that was very usefull or very useless?

What do you think why they gave you that advice and how come they thought it would work?


Source.

Always give proper respect to a lady and have that common respect and always wear your raincoat. You ain't getting a kid & child support check from me. I see the games you play, I want no part of your high school games. You have 3 kids all different fathers not one you married to. That speaks volumes about you..

Always wrap your junk

Okay....

Hmm....

Yes, yes they will if that 'raincoat' breaks.....

Now go back to your big internet bad ass persona

I honestly don't think they've ever given me any

My daddy always told me never let a guy know how much you like him or he won't feel the same anymore. Unfortunately he was right in most cases.

Trust me...you would never be in that situation. No woman is that desperate to want a child by you or the monopoly money you have. Let's be honest about why you don't like kids, it's cause no woman will have sex with you to even take that risk.

Stacks on stacks!

I'm dying got dammit. Ohhh emgeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!