What's the stupidest way you've ever hurt yourself?

Source.

My dogs got out of our yard when I was a kid, got told to stay home but snuck out to look for them anyways. Tried to make it home before my parents and right as I closed the (heavy) door a gust of wind slammed it.. Lost part of my finger that night.. :S

When i was about 8 i climbed up the metal post on my babysitters porch. She had warned me and warned me i was going to get hurt and not to climb it again, but i didn't listen. Then one day it happened, i climbed and slid down, sliced my pinky on my left hand in half all the way down, i still have the scar.

Just got out of the shower early one morning after one too many bourbons the night before. Went to put underwear on...first leg went in fine, when I went to step in the 2nd opening I missed it and my bodyweight, by way of my foot and leg, went directly into the side of the underwear causing me to fall...hard, and land on my knee bruising the hell out of it.
I cringed in pain but laughed at myself too... what can ya do lol

I was splitting firewood and when I swung down a big chunk of log flew up and came down on top of my head. I seen tweety birds for 15 mins. I thought I had sweat coming down off my head come to find out I was gushing blood all over the place

I've actually done the whole cartoon "stepping on a rake" thing. it's real

@MrWalkSoftly:
This is how mean we were when we were kids. I coax my younger brother in straddling a garden rake and stomped on it racking his balls lol

You can tell their not planning on getting laid in their future lol

1) Tripped on a rug in Walmart and fell on my ass, bruised it a little
2) Fell into a ditch while walking along the road... still not sure how I ended up there. Just got a small cut on my arm.
3) Fell down an muddy embankment trying to run from giant birds that had just crapped on one of my friends, the river was up because of lots of rain and I nearly landed in the river, but my best friend dived to save me and we both ended up covered in mud and sore