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Naughty Limericks Dating.mobi Style! (by MrWalkSoftly)

 CandiCorpse 
4-May-17 3:33 am
@MrWalkSoftly: totally wasnt just lurking or anything...

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
4-May-17 3:34 am
@MrWalkSoftly: totally wasnt just lurking or anything...
*coughs*busted*coughs*

 

 

 
 
 MrWalkSoftly (16)     (58 / M-F / Louisiana)
4-May-17 3:40 am
@MrWalkSoftly: totally wasnt just lurking or anything...
Never said you were, It was a "to whom it may concern" limerick lol

 

 

 
 
 Critter1211 (11)       (49 / F-MF / Tennessee)
4-May-17 3:40 am
I know a few lurkers, they don't post at all, only read.

 

 

 
 
 CandiCorpse 
4-May-17 4:30 am
@MrWalkSoftly: I know but I momentarily felt guilty about lurking :P

 

 

 
 
 mrsienna (4)   (54 / M-F / England)
4-May-17 11:22 am
Mary had a little lamb
She couldn't stop it grunting
She took it down the garden path
And kicked its little #### in.

 

 

 
 
 xlace1975x (4)       (48 / F-MF / Arkansas)
4-May-17 1:24 pm
Her state she and Clinton did share
Boys dream at night, what she'll wear
Gotta bet that her way
Involving foreplay
Does include the pulling of hair!
I love it!! Lol

 

 

 
 
 xcherokeex (1)      (69 / F-M / South Carolina)
4-May-17 3:07 pm
Who's next?!
guess no one else is brave enough lol
Go for it.

 

 

 
 
 LaDawn (11)   (50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
5-May-17 3:40 am
Awww....the Walksiah has arisen!
Awesome!!!

 

 

 
 
 megsy89 (7)      (35 / F-MF / South Carolina)
5-May-17 3:46 am
Awww....the Walksiah has arisen!
Awesome!!!
omg... I had nearly forgotten that nickname lol

 

 

 
 
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