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What seemingly harmless thing has injured you? (by Sparky)
(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
Well....since everyone wants to be self-effacing....allow me to not be....
What seems harmless but is not?
Well, I shall tell you....one night several years ago, I went on a date night with my gf at the time, and several other couples. ...We went to a local seafood place for boiled crawfish. Now...usually boiled mudbugs ARE spicy....but this place was extra so.....they added a concoction onto the freshwater lobsters, after they were out of the boil, that wld make the devil himself scratch his head.
So.....while eating a plethora of peeled tails and sucking many heads....along with the draining of several beers that go along with this type of activity.....a guys gotta, well, tbh, pee like a Russian race horse.
Im off to the head....bathroom for you non jarhead folks.....and being a guy, after unzipping, I gotta guide the firehose, so to speak.....aint really into paintin the walls for some low paid barhop to clean...see what Im sayin?
The problem is....and one I didnt realize at that very moment..is that that the same "hose guiders", are the same fingers I had previously used to peel that hideously spicy concoction coating those crustaceans Id been ravenously devouring just a minute earlier.
Now...Im a sort of a rough image guy BUT, certain parts of my anatomy are well groomed. But that process leaves little microscopic cuts, no matter how new that razor is. Enter that spicy concoction via the "hose guiders".....
To say I squirmed in my seat the rest of the night is an understatement!
What seems harmless but is not?
Well, I shall tell you....one night several years ago, I went on a date night with my gf at the time, and several other couples. ...We went to a local seafood place for boiled crawfish. Now...usually boiled mudbugs ARE spicy....but this place was extra so.....they added a concoction onto the freshwater lobsters, after they were out of the boil, that wld make the devil himself scratch his head.
So.....while eating a plethora of peeled tails and sucking many heads....along with the draining of several beers that go along with this type of activity.....a guys gotta, well, tbh, pee like a Russian race horse.
Im off to the head....bathroom for you non jarhead folks.....and being a guy, after unzipping, I gotta guide the firehose, so to speak.....aint really into paintin the walls for some low paid barhop to clean...see what Im sayin?
The problem is....and one I didnt realize at that very moment..is that that the same "hose guiders", are the same fingers I had previously used to peel that hideously spicy concoction coating those crustaceans Id been ravenously devouring just a minute earlier.
Now...Im a sort of a rough image guy BUT, certain parts of my anatomy are well groomed. But that process leaves little microscopic cuts, no matter how new that razor is. Enter that spicy concoction via the "hose guiders".....
To say I squirmed in my seat the rest of the night is an understatement!
Last edited by WalkSoftly; 11-Feb-15 5:18 am.
(47 / M-F / Kansas)I believe I've seen this story before but I'm still cringing
Yep ive mentioned it once or twice...but never in its glorious detail lol
Speaking of crawfish, IT'S ABOUT THAT TIME! Woot! I'm waiting for the fatties! 
@WalkSoftly: lmao..now that's funny, wash Dem hands before relieving your self, lol, been there done that,
The beer had clouded my good judgement at that point haha!
@Sweeter: yep its that time, saw some the other day, 3.49 a pound and they not very big. So I'm waiting till the price drops, and they get bigger, can't wait, ate hot wings at Quaker steak and lube, did it with out gloves, washed my hands three times, still burned my eye when I rubbed it..lol..hot stuff.
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