Reddit, what is the lamest way you have injured yourself?

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Slipped in some Astroglide and busted my head on the floor and got a concussion. Spent the night with my ex fiancee in the ER.

Way too tired and hungover....ok, maybe still drunk....up way too early after a pretty much all nighter....take a shower, get out, dry off, putting on my underwear....one leg no problem....2nd leg misses the leg hole and hangs on the inside of said drawers....I fall and sprain a wrist catching myself.....I laughed even as I rolled around on the bathroom floor in pain

I was wiping down a pull out cutting board it was about 2tf long by 1and 1/2 foot wide and like 2 inches thick i bumped it and it felt out of the slot and smashed down on my foot and spent to days on cutrches and tyenaol and codien yea it sucked

While trying to learn some self defense moves, the instructor blocked my kick & redirected it, I hit a wood table & broke 4 toes. The ER doctor refused to set my toes (or it could not be done?,) I used mole skin & pop sickel sticks & set them my self.
Oddly enough, I broke toes again, both feet. *but not on a table *
I keep craft sticks on hand now. :-)

Only in Zilyas world.

When i was abt 13 while trying to wrestle a bb gun off my mate (it was my turn) i had my finger over the barrel and it went off had to go to doc to get it out and then when ever i went to doc after that he would call me the big game hunter

Sure seems that way... I hear you use your knuckles instead.... Lmao :-)

Silly Chinese films Confused me So much when i was like 10, i saw How the Chinese guy used a Big stick to do stunts and thought i could do it. The Silly Stick i used had a agape end and i still cant remember How it happened But before i knew it, i had blood goshing out from my eye .luckily it cut was on dame line as my Eye brow phew!! .. Another time i was got Confused Thinking i could walk on broken Glass? Gosh im still lucky i have my feet intact. Thank God i never Watched Superman then or i be Dead by now LoL.