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Have you ever answered the door naked? [NSFW] (by Sparky)
Yeah my landlord knocked while my ex fiance and I were having sex.
Last edited by B3dR00m3y3z; 7-Sep-14 11:17 pm.
Nope.. I always keep an overnight bag packed and near the door, for emergencies and quick trips.
Sparky ,& the porn movie senerios. Dirty dog, LOL
Sparky ,& the porn movie senerios. Dirty dog, LOL
im havng my shower whle my frnd knock the door,..on our bhomes,
No, but I do try to answer the door in my undies and a beer in my hand when the Jehovah Witnesses folks come a knocking unexpectedly!
@Hawkeye58: Save time. For years these same two witnesses would come through the neighborhood, they'd park at the end of the block, work down one side and up the other. Anyway, I got tired of pretending I wasn't home so one fine afternoon when they knocked I yelled out in a semi-breathless tone, "Wait a minute, I'm not done masturbating!" They left and never came back by my place again.
@BigPapaRedneck: It's a great way to get rid of neighbors that start making a habit of just showing up. Say " excuse me, is this going to take long? It's interfering with my orgasms "
Hhaaa...
Hhaaa...
@Zilya777: Wouldn't always work in my case. Have an ex that lives three doors down and we're still on good terms. She stops by at least twice a week to check up. She'd smart off something about balls the color of a smurf without missing a beat then go right back to whatever it was we were talking about. She could be cruel thata way.
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