"" A 34-year-old Blaine, Minn., man is
accused of ejaculating on his co-
worker’s desk and in her coffee.
John R. Lind faces two counts of
criminal sexual conduct for incidents
that allegedly happened since late
February. Charges were filed in
Ramsey County.
According to the criminal complaint,
an employee at Beisswenger’s
hardware store in New Brighton
called police on Aug. 26., saying she
thought Lind, her co-worker, was
leaving bodily fluids on her desk.
She told officers that she found Lind
that afternoon standing in front of
her desk, his back turned to her and
his hands near his crotch. The worker
wasn’t sure what Lind was doing, but
she told police he had a “deer in the
headlights” expression on his face
when he noticed her behind him.
Lind then quickly left the room and
slammed the door behind him, the
worker said. Seconds later, Lind
came back, told the worker he had a
question for her but forgot it. He then
left the area.
The worker told police she inspected
her desk and found fluid on the
surface, dripping onto the floor. A lot
of it had been absorbed into her hair
scrunchy, which she put into a
plastic bag. When at the scene,
officers collected her coffee mug,
coffee and scrunchy.""

"" He then went on to admit that he’d
ejaculated in her coffee twice in the
last six months, and on her desk four
times, wiping up the mess with the
scrunchy.
He told police he was attracted to his
co-worker and did this to get her to
notice him. He also said that he
knew it was “gross and wrong,” the
complaint states.
The worker told police that her coffee
had tasted strange on numerous
occasions – more than twice in the
last several months. She said she
initially thought the taste was
spoiled cream, but when police
informed her that Lind admitted to
tampering with her coffee, she said “I
knew it.”
Lind told police he’d never done this
to another woman.""

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Lol,i prefer black coffee..

@WalkSoftly: Yuck! Wonder if her hair felt softer, and looked nice and shiny? Dude needs to acquire some social skills, he could have offered to BUY her a coffee before he went all the way...lol

I will keep mine black

All the better to doo-doo in....LOL!

I thought it was a "splenda" story

Sounds like he roasted his own beans

LNAO y'all: )The messed up part of waking up, is coworker ji.zz in your cup! : )

gives a whole new meaning to SUGAR DADDY. ...

Hazelnut creamer hahahahahahaha!