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I wonder if they were Sweet n Sour or Kosher? (by WalkSoftly)

 WalkSoftly 
18-Aug-14 3:15 pm
"" A 52-year-old man nicknamed the “Penis
Collector” has been arrested by police
in Slavonski Brod, a small city in eastern
Croatia, on suspicion of possessing a
collection of human body organs.
The man was apprehended earlier this
week. When authorities entered his
apartment they found jars and jars of
human penises soaking in formaldehyde.
According to sources, the man, whose name
has not been released, works as a registered
nurse at a city hospital. He has no criminal
record and has been described by some as “a
family man,” though others say he is an
alcoholic who often showed up to work
drunk.
“On behalf of all employees of the hospital,
I have to say that we are very unpleasantly
surprised by an event that threw a shadow
over this hospital,” a hospital spokesperson
said. “Our apologies to families of the
deceased.”
It is unclear how exactly police
learned about the “collection.” Also unclear
is how the man got his hands on so many
human penises, though it is believed
they were cut off from the dead bodies
of hospital patients.""
Link to the ding-a-link.

 

 

 
 
 SweetNothings 
18-Aug-14 3:19 pm
Did he arrange them from smallest to largest?

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
18-Aug-14 3:20 pm
Did he arrange them from smallest to largest?
Idk....maybe from shower to grower?

 

 

 
 
 SweetNothings 
18-Aug-14 3:23 pm
Wonder if he preferred circumcised or with a turtleneck.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
18-Aug-14 3:27 pm
Wonder if it was ......"just the tip"....

 

 

 
 
 SweetNothings 
18-Aug-14 3:36 pm
Wonder if they'll bury them all together, I'd be ****** if my penis ended up touching someone else's for eternity. Lol

 

 

 
 
 ramrod007 (9)    (60 / M-F / New South Wales)
18-Aug-14 7:27 pm
Maybe he didnt like pickles

 

 

 
 
 xlacey75x 
19-Aug-14 1:44 pm
Wtf?

 

 

 
 
 Whatyouwant (1)    (46 / M-F / Queensland)
19-Aug-14 1:48 pm
Pickled ***** lol

 

 

 
 
 Whatyouwant (1)    (46 / M-F / Queensland)
19-Aug-14 1:49 pm
I wonder if they were Halal certified 0.o

 

 

 
 
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