Rubbed gasoline in my eyes...ohhh the burning was terrrrrrrrible!!

Shoulda used premium. It burns cleaner.

@manondago2: HA!

Jumped off a press box when I was younger and crushed my knee and broke my ankle.Dont ask cuz stupid ideas is my middle name lol.

One night while in my teens, had been drinking, while riding in the back of a pickup truck, was sitting on the wall of the bed, when we went around a corner, I leaned into the g-force which had me suspended in open air...the driver saw me in the rearview and thought I was gonna fall, so applied the brakes. Gravity took over and I held on ,my feet came flying over my head,and there I was hanging upside down outside the truck, she didn't stop, I lost my grip falling head first to the pavement...i hurt like hell the next morning, scratches and bruise's...lol...its funny now,

It involved a Boomerang....

Silly Glass door.... Gosh my head hurt so much.