Thread: If you were held at gunpoint and had to tell a joke to save your life, what joke would you tell?

If you were held at gunpoint and had to tell a joke to save your life, what joke would you tell? (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
6-Jun-14 9:22 am

If you were held at gunpoint and had to tell a joke to save your life, what joke would you tell?

Source.

ramrod007 (9)

(60 / M-F / New South Wales)
6-Jun-14 11:58 am

I was walking down the street the other day when i slipped on a dogsh!t
As i was getting up another guy walked past and did exactly the same thing
I said to him lol i just did that lol
So he got up and punched me and said
"Dirty b@rstard"

Last edited by ramrod007; 6-Jun-14 12:07 pm.

manondago2
6-Jun-14 1:32 pm

Your momma is so fat.....

WalkSoftly
6-Jun-14 1:33 pm

A priest, a rabbi, and a duck were being held at gunpoint.....

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