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What are the darkest jokes you know? (by Sparky)
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(60 / M-F / New South Wales)If the nuts on the wall are
Walnuts
And the nuts on a chest are
Chestnuts
What are the nuts
On your chin
A mouth full of
Pr¡ck
Walnuts
And the nuts on a chest are
Chestnuts
What are the nuts
On your chin
A mouth full of
Pr¡ck
A girl that just recently got her driver's license, asked her dad if she could borrow the car.
"I don't know. You might wreck my car", was his answer.
"Please, please, I'll be very careful".
"Wellllll....O.K. But you will have to blow me first"
So the girl gets on her knees and starts blowing him.
OMG dad, your d!ck tastes like sh!t" she said, while spitting.
"Oh yeah, I forgot.
Your brother has the car right now"
"I don't know. You might wreck my car", was his answer.
"Please, please, I'll be very careful".
"Wellllll....O.K. But you will have to blow me first"
So the girl gets on her knees and starts blowing him.
OMG dad, your d!ck tastes like sh!t" she said, while spitting.
"Oh yeah, I forgot.
Your brother has the car right now"
Why was a timeout called during the leper hockey game?
There was a faceoff in the corner.
There was a faceoff in the corner.
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