"" 99 Interesting Facts about Penises
1. The word “penis” is from the Latin
meaning “tail.” The plural of penis is
penises or penes. The word “phallus” is
sometimes used to mean “penis,” but
traditionally it is used to describe
images or symbols of the penis.h
2. Alternate words for “penis” include
Adolph, anaconda, baby-maker,
baloney pony, bell on a pole, c*ck,
chopper, cu.m gun, deep V diver, di.ck,
ding-a-ling, disco stick, Excalibur, f*ck
pole, jimmy () joy stick, love muscle,
meat stick, pink cigar, pork sword,
prick, skin flute, spit stick, third leg,
trouser snake, w.ang, wick, yard, yogurt
gun, and many more. h
3. The blue
whale has
the largest
penis of any
animal,
typically
measuring
between 8
and 10 feet
long with a girth from 12 to 14
inches. Its testes weigh between
100-150 pounds and can ejaculate
over 35 pints. h
4. Most mammals have a bone called
the baculum or os penis in the penis,
but it is absent in humans and horses .
Although there are no bones in a
human penis, a man can still suffer
from penile fracture, which is when the
thick membrane surrounding the
erectile tissue tears. There is usually a
“cracking” sound, an immediate loss of
erection, and a great deal of pain. In
extreme cases, the urethra can be
damaged, which affects the ability to
urinate. g
5. Though an adult chimpanzee is
significantly smaller than an adult
gorilla, it has a penis about double
that of the gorilla. An adult gorilla’s
penis is about 1.5 inches (4 cm) in
length. a
6. The human penis is larger than that
of any other primate, both in terms of
proportion to body size and in absolute
terms. h
7. Domestic cats have barbed penises.
They have about 120 to 150 one-
millimeter-long spines that point
backwards. When the penis withdraws
from the female cat, the spines rake
along the vagina , triggering
ovulation. h
8. Male canines are the only animals
that have a locking bulbus glandis at
the base of the penis. When the penis
is fully inside the female, the glandis
becomes engorged with blood. When
the female’s vagina contracts, the
penis becomes locked inside the
female, which is also known as “tying”
or “knotting.” h
9. Doctors can use the foreskins of
circumcised infants to grow skin for
burn victims. Just one foreskin can
create 23,000 square meters of skin. a
10. A hard-shelled sea creature
named Colymbosathon ecplecticos is
the oldest known species with a penis.
Its name means “amazing swimmer
with large penis” in Greek. a
11. Only one man in 400 is flexible
enough to give himself oral sex. h
12. There
are two
kinds of
penises: 1)
a grower,
which
expands
and
lengthens
when erect
and 2) a shower, which looks big most
of the time, but doesn’t get much
bigger after an erection. Approximately
79% of men have growers and 21%
have showers. In other words, a man
whose has a small flaccid penis might
have a surprising big erection.
Conversely, a man with a big, limp
penis might not get a significantly
larger erection. f
13. King Fatefehi of Tonga most likely
has the penis with the most action. He
supposedly deflowered 37,800 women
from 1770-1784, or about 7 women a
day. a
14. There is a penis museum in
Iceland. h
15. The average erect penis size is
between 5-6 inches. A flaccid penis is
around 3.5 inches.""
Phallic facts.

Oh my lordy...

I bet this guy has a profile here somewhere....


"" 48. A 40-year-old man holds the
record for the most ejaculations/
orgasms without losing an erection. He
had six orgasms with full ejaculations,
all within 36 minutes. He was alone in
a room looking at porn videos and
magazines while he filled 6 of the 8
cups he was given. He said he has no
special technique—he was just born
with the talent.""

I saw a Jimmy one time that made me nauseous!

wouldn't surprise me if he was

that one kept popping up unwanted

@WalkSoftlywoooooow

Yep, that's the one! Hahahaha!

Never stayed around long tho.....AlterProfile dysfunction Id imagine...

@WalkSoftly: premature detonation