Thread: Forbidden sexual acts

Forbidden sexual acts (by Lionface)

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Quoted Post:

This one sounds super fun!

Catalina Wine Mixer (Urban Dictionary)

The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward.

Talk about a box of wine!

Uh huh! :D

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LaDawn (11)

(50 / F-M / Oklahoma)
25-Mar-14 7:16 pm

I don't know if it is forbidden but I'm still going with riding a man riding a horse....

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manondago2
25-Mar-14 8:30 pm

Quoted Post:

This one sounds super fun!

Catalina Wine Mixer (Urban Dictionary)

The sexual act of inserting 3 or more red grapes into the vaginal canal and using your penis to juice the grapes into a liquid state for consumption afterward.

Talk about a box of wine!

Uh huh! :D

Don't even need to add yeast.

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Lionface (9)

(63 / M-F / Louisiana)
25-Mar-14 8:50 pm

Well it seems all you need to get a sex fest started here is three words. lol

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hispeedrodeo
25-Mar-14 8:59 pm

Quoted Post:

Omg. Here ya go for ya lonely pervs

The Bait N' Tackle
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and **** away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

Lmfao...wait till i put this out on the CB....no more tired hands or cramped wristz!!!!

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sweeterthejuic3
26-Mar-14 7:58 am

Quoted Post:

Of course everyone is gonna click on this thread! I'm gonna guess at least 300 views by the end of the day.

Over 300 views! I win a prize!

Hello wine sippy cup! :D

Last edited by sweeterthejuic3; 26-Mar-14 7:59 am.

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queenofhearts28 (9)

(39 / F-M / Oklahoma)
26-Mar-14 10:27 am

Quoted Post:

The raging bull: enter doggy style whisper a different ladies name and hold on for dear life!!!

Omg James!!!!! Shame on you but Lmao!!!!! Funny as hell

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hispeedrodeo
26-Mar-14 12:35 pm

Quoted Post:

The Trucker: Its when the gal gets on top of the guy and fu.cks him and takes the money and leaves to the next guy

Lmfao and i thought that was called the lizard!!

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TheHBKbigred (12)

(46 / M-F / Utah)
26-Mar-14 1:34 pm

Quoted Post:

The Trucker: Its when the gal gets on top of the guy and fu.cks him and takes the money and leaves to the next guy

Lmfao and i thought that was called the lizard!!

That too. However I was talking about ex wives

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