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What's the worst way you've been defeated by an inanimate object? (by Sparky)

 sweeterthejuic3 
22-Mar-14 7:00 pm
@james85: breast pump

 

 

 
 
 james85 
22-Mar-14 7:01 pm
@sweeterthejuic3: right...ok had to ask didn't i? Lol :)

 

 

 
 
 lookingforwife1959 
22-Mar-14 7:04 pm
@james85: lol....What? you forgot your door was painted? That is too funny!

 

 

 
 
 manondago2 
22-Mar-14 7:04 pm
@manondago2: Number 3...

I'm horny now. JK!
My real name is Jack.



Jack Hammer.

 

 

 
 
 WalkSoftly 
22-Mar-14 7:04 pm
@sweeterthejuic3: right...ok had to ask didn't i? Lol :)
Dont worry James, I thought it was a masturbator for Verne Troyer....

 

 

 
 
 sweeterthejuic3 
22-Mar-14 7:07 pm
@sweeterthejuic3: right...ok had to ask didn't i? Lol :)

A lady could also use it somewhere else if the feeling strikes. LMAO!! ;)

 

 

 
 
 sweeterthejuic3 
22-Mar-14 7:08 pm
@manondago2: Number 3...

I'm horny now. JK!
My real name is Jack.



Jack Hammer.
Hahaha! What a coincidence!

 

 

 
 
 Donnie1987 
22-Mar-14 7:09 pm
When I was fifteen I was helpin my step dad with filling propane tanks and me bein stupid kid not listening to him right I did nt have nozzle clamped tight on the tank and when he hit the switch that f.uckin hose blew off the filler and beat the $hit outta me

 

 

 
 
 james85 
22-Mar-14 7:14 pm
@sweeterthejuic3: hahaha ;)

 

 

 
 
 james85 
22-Mar-14 7:14 pm
Verne Troyer....
dare i ask... Who?

 

 

 
 
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