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What was the most Awkward Moment of your life? [NSFW] (by Sparky)

 Sparky (0)  (29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
15-Mar-14 10:22 pm
What was the most Awkward Moment of your life? [NSFW]

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 donovan819 
15-Mar-14 10:44 pm
I was in a Rodeo down by Ardmore well any who a pard a mine says hey new barrel racer girl is smoking hot and says she from Berlin well me bein a horny teenager that I was approaches her hat in hand and greets her in German weeeeeeeellllllllll she lands a perfect right cross on me knocks my d.ick in the dirt and says Im from BERLIN OKLAF.UCKINHOMA and the next c.ocksucker who speaks german to me I swear I ll kill the mutherf.ucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 needless to say I didn't get her number

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
15-Mar-14 10:45 pm
@donovan819: LMFAO

 

 

 
 
 donovan819 
15-Mar-14 10:48 pm
@mrb89: not funny she dammed near broke my jaw

 

 

 
 
 mrb89 
15-Mar-14 10:51 pm
@donovan819: awe poor baby

 

 

 
 
 donovan819 
15-Mar-14 10:52 pm
@mrb89: (sticks tung out and blows all sorts of spit n slobber)

 

 

 
 
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