What is the craziest thing you have ever woken up to from a night of partying?

Source.

The sound of birds chirping because I woke up in the flower bed next to my front door....

lol! Years ago, I passed out on my friends' front lawn-they still tease me about that..:)

Fun times lol

Nothing too crazy...half my clothes on, head resting on the base of the toilet. Classy!

I woke up one morning found one boot in the kitchen sink and the other hanging out the broken window. went outside to find my mailbox and post laying by my door amongst other chaos. then there's also the random yards and alleys

Went to a wedding here, in Canada. Woke up 2 days later on the grass in a park at Malta, Montana U.S.A. First thing I saw was 2 pairs of State trooper boots, a few feet in front of my face. I just looked up, grinned, and said "How's it goin aye"?
I didn't even have ID with me. Don't know how or where I crossed the border. It was about 100 miles from where the wedding was.

Oh hmmm. Easily the time I passed out with three of my friends in college on two dorm beds, the four of us barely fit, and my friend LC who was onea the two in the middle kept going "uhoh Oreo!" (The best part after we all woke up, was after he'd returned from class, he couldn't remember a thing, so we had to tell him everything that had happened)
My favorite part of that memory was him skipping down the road... just imagine a big black guy being chased by three white girls trying to kerp him from being seen by campus police or town police as we wonder down main street so we can get back to the dorms.

Got drunk in Langley Oklahoma woke up at my cousins house in Lubbock Texas

Woke up to my cousins dogs ass in my face after he left me on the front porch after my birthday party in December mind you lol