Thread: What is the funniest lie you've heard a parent tell their children?

What is the funniest lie you've heard a parent tell their children? (by Sparky)

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Sparky (0)

(29 / M-F / Massachusetts)
2-Jan-14 4:30 pm

What is the funniest lie you've heard a parent tell their children?

Source.

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Briteeyez (Banned)
2-Jan-14 4:34 pm

Your present fell off of Santas sleigh. A woman said that this year cuz UPS was late lol

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WalkSoftly
2-Jan-14 4:42 pm

"Mommy and I were just 'wrestling' sweety"....

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conan1957 (7)

(67 / M-F / Georgia)
2-Jan-14 4:44 pm

@Briteeyez: i hate to as but was that.....true.....or.....false....just got to no

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Briteeyez (Banned)
2-Jan-14 4:44 pm

Quoted Post:

"Mommy and I were just 'wrestling' sweety"....

I've had to use that one. My son "over heard" me and thought daddy was hurting me...he was in his room crying his lil eyes out....major opps. I had to explain we were just wrestling around

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conan1957 (7)

(67 / M-F / Georgia)
2-Jan-14 4:44 pm

@Briteeyez: i hate to ask but was that.....true.....or.....false....just got to no

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Briteeyez (Banned)
2-Jan-14 4:45 pm

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@Briteeyez: i hate to as but was that.....true.....or.....false....just got to no

Lol my statement was true. They always are...I'm labeled as a punishment...no big deal

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Briteeyez (Banned)
2-Jan-14 4:49 pm

Quoted Post:

@Briteeyez: i hate to ask but was that.....true.....or.....false....just got to no

Lol everything I post is true to the best of my knowledge. I will never INTENTIONALLY lie....THAT'S THE TRUTH. Ask anyone here

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conan1957 (7)

(67 / M-F / Georgia)
2-Jan-14 4:56 pm

@Briteeyez: ok...ha
0ooo who got there armes pend.

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Briteeyez (Banned)
2-Jan-14 4:57 pm

@conan1957: Not me...

Last edited by Briteeyez; 2-Jan-14 4:59 pm.

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