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Simple Jokes (by TenFour)
(48 / M-F / North Carolina)Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
Q: How many men does it take to open a Budweiser bottle? A: none. the lady should already have it open and on the table!
Dont give up masturbating after telling that one lmao!
@WalkSoftly: I'm hoping there's still a few here with a sense of humor....and a sammich! lol
A lady gets pulled over on the Louisiana Highway. Cop walks up and pulls out his book, she says I bet you're about to try to sell me a ticket to the Louisiana Highway Patrol Christmas Ball aren't you? Officer says, no mam Louisiana Highway Patrol doesn't have any Balls. He realized what he said, puts his head down says good day and walks his no balls azz back to his car.
Hey, this lil lady loves to have the beer and sammich ready....just let me watch u masturbate Hehehe....whew I need to stop Lmao
Louisiana Highway Patrol
doesn't have any Balls
doesn't have any Balls
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